state of the union

If you’re familiar with The Clique books and/or movie, then you already know what’s going on here. Stolen right out from under Queen Massie Block, this is my State of the Union. This is what is “in” and “out” in my eyes. Please don’t waste time being offended or asking me to elaborate. I’m entertaining neither!

In

Using random rap lyrics which are completely irrelevant to the photo as Instagram captions

Cincinnati

Full-butt underwear

Don Toliver

That video of Katy Perry singing “Last Friday Night” in Simlish

Skittles Gummies

Facebook Marketplace

Having 3 friends

Durag Toby

Knee-high Ugg Boots

The blue eye Miley Cyrus meme

Out

Weaponizing internet slang to the point of being insufferable (Namely: slay, be forreal, camp, era)

Experiencing and/or using the word FOMO

Instagram highlights

TikTok

Taking it personally when someone unfollows you on social media

Ill-fitting leather pants (which is 90% of leather pants)

Emily Ratajkowski & her podcast

Posting screenshots of your BeReals on IG/TikTok

Influencers, specifically Amazon influencers 

Platform Uggs bar none

Holly, Nia, and Vivi-Anne in Dance Moms